Remote data operations — worldwide

Send us your messiest export. It comes back clean.

Duplicates everywhere, an import gone wrong, reports nobody trusts. We take the mess off your plate — fixed scope, every change logged and reversible, reconciled to ±0. You only pay after acceptance.

You get: half-page scope with fixed price + free sample on ≤1,000 rows, reply within 24h. Your sample file is deleted on your request — deletion is verified against the disk and confirmed in writing (see data handling). Prefer email? [email protected]

Sample reconciliation plot: 5,210 input records resolved to 4,988 clean, 201 merged, 21 exceptions — identity ±0
Sound familiar?

Three situations we were built for.

The inherited mess

You just inherited the CRM.

New role, new system — and years of other people’s imports, duplicates and half-finished cleanups. Everyone expects you to fix it. Nobody can tell you where to start.

  • We start where the data actually is — and clean it so every change is logged and reversible
  • You get a base you can trust, plus the paper trail to show for it
The migration deadline

You’re migrating — and the export is a mess.

New platform next month, and the export is full of duplicates, broken fields and mystery values. Whatever gets imported now, you’ll live with for years.

  • We clean and map before the import — so the mess stays behind, not comes with you
  • Conformance-checked staging file your team imports in the sandbox
The numbers argument

Nobody trusts the numbers.

Sales quotes one customer count, marketing another, and the dashboard a third. Every meeting starts with an argument about whose data is right.

  • We reconcile to ±0 — input = clean + merged + exceptions, scripted, not “trust me”
  • Every figure traceable, every fix logged — the argument ends
Capabilities

Three fixed-scope units. Nothing open-ended.

Acceptance criteria are agreed before work starts — and never softened afterwards.

WU-1 · Cleanup pass

Data hygiene sprint

Your exported CRM or e-com data — yours or a client’s — comes back import-ready. Judgment rows are flagged with reason codes — never silently “resolved”.

  • Dedupe — zero duplicate pairs survive
  • Change log — every edit reversible
  • Reconciliation — before = after, ±0
  • Exceptions — flagged, never guessed
WU-2 · Migration prep

Pre-migration pack

The mechanical 70% of a migration, packaged so your seniors keep only the decisions. Local conformance is ours; the sandbox dry-run stays on your side.

  • Mapping workbook — unmapped fields explicit
  • Staging file — imports clean in your sandbox
  • Issue log — severity-classified
  • Rollback notes — the exit is written down
WU-3 · Reporting

Build-to-spec dashboards

Your analysts define what numbers mean; we build, reconcile and document them so they stay alive without tribal knowledge.

  • Reconciled to source on spot-checks
  • Refresh doc your team re-runs alone
  • Source notes — no tribal knowledge
  • Repeat specs → zero-touch refreshes
Process

How an engagement runs

Eight steps, three phases, one rule: you only pay after acceptance.

Phase 01 — Scope · steps 01–03

Agree before work starts

  1. You send a spec-shaped question A messy export, a migration, a slipping report.
  2. Half-page scope in return Inputs, outputs, criteria verbatim, fixed price, date.
  3. Written go NDA on your paper. Sandbox or file access only.
Phase 02 — Run · steps 04–06

Executed and checked

  1. Sample slice first ≤2h of work so you sanity-check the format.
  2. Full run + independent review Scripted checks plus a separate review pass.
  3. Delivery you can audit Outputs, change log, README a junior can revert with.
Phase 03 — Close · steps 07–08

You only pay on acceptance

  1. One revision round included Our defects fixed free; scope changes re-quoted.
  2. Invoice after acceptance Nothing owed until criteria are confirmed met.
Proof

Trust is a checklist, not a promise.

Every batch carries a machine-checkable evidence trail. Shape of a real change log entry (dummy data):

# changelog.csv — cleanup pass WU1-sample
row_id,field,before,after,action
00412,email,"  [email protected]  ",[email protected],trimmed_whitespace
00788,notes,=2+3+cmd|' /C calc,'=2+3+cmd|' /C calc,formula_injection_neutralized
01033,[whole row],dup_of:00412,,merged
02177,email,[email protected],EXCEPTION,plus-tag vs base address → your decision
03402,email,,EXCEPTION,null-key → excluded

# scripted identity, ±0:
input(5210) = clean(4988) + merged(201) + exc(21)
An honest note instead of testimonials: this practice is new, so there is no client list — and we won’t invent one. What we offer instead is inspectability: criteria agreed before work starts, a full change log after it, and a free 100-row sample on your own anonymized export.

If a check fails twice on our side, you get the defect analysis — not a quiet deadline slip.

Terms

Working terms

Pricing

Cleanup
$300–800 per ≤10k-record batch · pilot $150–300 · larger volumes via scoped pilot
Migration
$500–1,500 by volume · single-object $250–400
Dashboard
$250–600 build · refresh $200–500/mo
Model
Fixed per unit, quoted before start — never hourly drift
Currency
All prices USD, invoiced net — taxes per your jurisdiction

Data & confidentiality

Access
Sandbox / file exports only — no production writes
Retention
Deleted on your request — verified against the disk, confirmed in writing
Tooling
File-based work, never touching your systems; nothing undisclosed touches your data
NDA
We sign yours, freely

Working rules

Turnaround
Pilots 24h · batches 1–3 days · prep 2–5 days
Payment
Deliver-then-invoice; transfer after written acceptance
Out of scope
Certifications, cutover sign-off, production writes, on-site
Incidents
Work stops same-day; you are told, never quietly patched
$0Free sample · ≤1,000 rows · inside 24h

Start with the messiest export you have.

One anonymized dataset in — cleaned file, change log and exception report back inside 24 hours, free. If it’s useful after that: pilot slices run $150–300, deliver-then-invoice.

Reply within 24h · or write directly: [email protected]